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2026 Lifetime Underachievement Award

Doug broke four perfectly good airplanes.

Four airplanes down across one historic year. One already clawed back into the air, three in no particular hurry. Zero injured humans, and a frankly heroic volume of paperwork.

PERFECTLY BROKEN · AIRPLANE OF THE YEAR · 2026 ·
4 airplanes broken
The 2026 board 3 STILL DOWN · 1 RECOVERED
TailFaultWhenStatus
N901STWaiting on partsJAN 15IN THE SHOP
N208JPFuel control unitJUN 22RECOVERED
N9829APower loss on takeoffJUN 27GROUNDED
N7611WFailed magnetoPENDINGON THE LIST
4
airplanes down
0
humans hurt
1
fixed by morning
$40K
for that one fix
$1K
magneto, still pending
The Hall of Broken Fame

Four airplanes. One unforgettable year.

Four aircraft, four entirely different ways to ruin a week. One was fixed by morning; the rest are taking their time. None of them took a single soul with them — all of them took a piece of Doug.

Awaiting parts SINCE JAN 15
No. 1 / 4
The Long Hauler
N901ST

Rolled into the shop on January 15. Still in there. Still waiting on parts. The hangar has quietly started to feel like home.

Status: still in pieces TBD
Back in service JUN 22
No. 2 / 4
The Overnight Miracle
N208JP

Fuel control unit failed on the 22nd. Diagnosed, wrenched, and back in the air the very same night — for a cool forty thousand dollars. Doug calls that a quick fix.

Status: flying again $40,000
Grounded JUN 27
No. 3 / 4
The Mystery
N9829A

Lost power on takeoff and hasn’t said why. Freshly grounded, fully undiagnosed, deeply suspicious. The investigation is young.

Status: under investigation TBD
On the list SOMEDAY
No. 4 / 4
The Afterthought
N7611W

A failed magneto. Probably a thousand-dollar afternoon. It’ll get handled the moment any other airplane stops demanding attention — so, realistically, someday.

Status: on the someday list ~$1,000
A word from the honoree

“Most dropzones jump out of perfectly good airplanes. We prefer to keep ours grounded, dramatically, on a roughly quarterly basis.”

— Doug, reigning champion of breaking airplanes
The Doug Recovery Fund

Help Doug afford a fifth airplane to break.

Every dollar brings the fleet one bolt closer to whole. Pick a tier. Watch the meter move. Feel something.

$48,000 raised of $3,200,000 goal · 1.5%
$25
A Single Bolt

Replaces one (1) bolt. There are thousands. Godspeed.

$250
An Hour of Mechanic

Buys the mechanic one hour of not quietly crying.

$2,500
A Spark Plug Igniter

Turbines don’t have spark plugs. The gesture is lovely.

$25,000
Engine Down Payment

Includes a thank-you note and a photo of the old engine in a crate.